"our teachers are forcing us to be cheerleaders for the time being. hooray for coerced conformity!"
every year, me and each of my classmates are forced to do some kind of dance performance as part of a christmas concert that our school hosts. this year, we just so happened to have been told to wear pom-poms on both hands, which prompted the "cheerleader" comment. song-wise, the teachers decided they wanted to go for a sort of evolution-of-dance theme, and so they handpicked this setlist:
midway through the song suggestions i jokingly requested that they throw in the oh-so-festive and danceable song "hamburger lady" by throbbing gristle. lord knows how that would have turned out, i wonder if they'd have busted out real flamethrowers to enhance the performance.